Kenny Owens has yet to submit his bio.

So, I'm making this up...

Kenny has been a member of the Laughing Stock troupe for about (XX) years. He is much shorter in person than he appears on stage. That can be attributed to the fact that he inhales helium at every opportunity. Those of you who have heard him speak understand.

Back in 1992, Kenny did nothing of interest. Then, in 1993, he repeated that remarkable feat. I wasn't until 1995 that Kenny realized his dream of boring himself to tears. Then, he learned to paint. Not portraits or anything, houses. He's good too. Just check out the lobby of the Off Broadway Theatre. You can hire Kenny to paint your lobby... for a price!

There's a rumor going around about Kenny. Far be it for us to spread rumors.